Jun 05
if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
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Jun 05
have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
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Jun 05
when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
boys
This is the creepiest post on Tumblr
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Jun 05
no mom i’m not gonna do the fuckin dishes i’ll do whatever the heck i want i’m a wild stallion that cannot be tamed
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Jun 05
this-is-where-the-story-begins:
And my laptop always overheats…;)
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